Text | Jer-bear
Colton: Aww, don't get your knickers in a twist, Jer-bear. You're bootful, bb.
Jeremy: And you're just a dick. I'll be ready in 10
I hope they’re cute… I mean, I’d love them if they weren’t, but it would be nice if they were cute. I love your brother, don’t get me wrong, but the eyebrows… just no.
Maybe they will get my eyebrows. We have the same genes after all. But really Van, with you as a mother they wont be ugly… At least not when they grow into their bodies. Infants are just… Well aliens.
I’m going to love my little aliens so so much. They’re going to love Uncle Jeremy too.
Uncle Jeremy… Ha, yeah I can’t wait to see the little things.
…no, no you shouldn’t. Not acceptable.
Dad, I’m kidding.
He can watch the baby animals, or the shows about fish.
So I really shouldn’t be watching porn with him then?
It’s kinda weird to think about the aliens actually being here, but I hope I’ll be good at it… I don’t want them to grow up and hate me for not being a good mom or anything.
You’ll be a great mom, remember if you need help I’ll be around. You’re still their Mom, they will love you as long as you love them.
He can watch the discovery channel. It’s educational.
The discovery channel? Really Dad? It’s he a bit young to be watching the birds and the bees?
